Here's what iThink.
Steve Jobs should run for president and we should clear out the entire House and Senate and start over. Reboot so to speak. And if you prefer a PC you could vote for Bill Gates. Now that would be a campaign season, iMagine the adds... And then if whoever we elected wanted to run for a second term we could just call it campaign 2.0 and download the upgrades. I think I'm really on to something here.
Ok, I have sad news.
Carlos died yesterday. Wyatt went out to feed his rabbits and then crawled in Carlos' hutch to play with him and Carlos was dead and Wyatt nearly lost his mind. He hadn't been dead very long though because he wasn't a board bunny yet thank gawd because Wyatt would have really lost it if he was flat and stiff. I'm hoping that Wyatt pulls out of his emotional spiral soon because we're between insurance coverage right now and I can't afford to pay for therapy out-of-pocket, but I'm telling you, this really has him shaken. He's home from school today because he'll be doing fine and then all of a sudden he starts crying and if subconsciously there's something deeper to this I totally blame his Jackass Dad and Wendy partly too, because if his Dad paid child support Wyatt could wear name brand shoes and if Wendy wasn't with her douchebag boyfriend, well, I'm sure her db boyfriend has something to do with Wyatt's emotional instability and given time I'll think of a reason. So today I'm faced with the dilemma of rather or not I should get Wyatt another rabbit. With all of the other livestock we have around here I don't know if he really needs a replacement rabbit and I'm wondering if the emptiness he's feeling inside could maybe be filled with fro-yo instead (remember we have that new place in town.) Soft serve always makes me feel better. I don't know, what do you think? A new rabbit? Maybe a ferret! No hamsters. I had hamsters when I was a kid and one ate the other ones head off and if anything in my life has left a permanent scar it's that. Maybe a guinea pig. I love pigs. I know, I know this isn't about me, whatever.
Ok, he's crying again, I have to go.
Hoppy Trails.
Get the kid whatever he wants. He's just a kid for Pete's sake. I think kids should have every pet they want. I would not have survived my abusive childhood without pets. My father died when I was 12, hope Wyatt doesn't have to go through that.
ReplyDeleteBottom line, ask Wyatt what he wants to do. He might not want another rabbit.
Poor Wy. Yes, I agree w/ Veevee. On my ballot I wrote in MY name for each and every position available. I think I could do just as good a job as any of these foul-mouthed, annoying jackholes that won't shut up and get the hell off my adored TV.
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ReplyDeleteMy new favorite word :)
I can't stand it anymore so I'm going to ask....Can I post your blog on my page? Because it's funny, well maybe not the part about Carlos and wyatt but you know what I mean. Jackholes- yes.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, jackholes? Brilliant, definately gonna use that.
ReplyDeletePoor Wyatt, I sort of know how he feels since my Tripod kitty died last week. Chip will salve the wounds, no doubt.
I confess to having already been on a siamese rescue site looking for new butt-buddy possibilities for the polydactyl Harley who NEEDS a partner in crime/mousing/snuggling in the cat bed sleeping 22 hours a day.