I had A Dream

Ughhhh..... I have so much I need to be doing but I don't want to do it so I'll tell you about this crazy dream I had last night instead.

6 and I were having an in the ground pool built in the front yard, but for some reason we had to live in the garage while they were digging it. I had a hot plate on a shelf and a mini fridge which is weird because in real life we have a full size fridge in the garage. Anyway, we all three had to sleep in the car, my Grammies old car, an 82 Caddy, but in my dream 6 had put a lift kit on it so it was all jacked up and hard to get in and out of. So in my dream, 6 had left for work and Wyatt had gone to school and I was just getting up and stepping out of the jacked up Caddy still in my pajamas when this voice says, "which side do you want the deep end" and I turned around and saw that it was my favorite ex husband, #3! I was really excited to see him and of course I suppose he was shocked out of his mind to see me, but I could hardly talk to him because half way out of the Caddy I realized I was in my nightgown and not wearing a bra and I started freaking out because I was afraid my boobs looked all saggy. I mean in all reality they were probably saggy when we were married, but in my dream it was a huge deal and I didn't want to jump down from the car but I had to get in the house to put on a bra. You can imagine how stressful this was in my dream because in dreams things are already so weird and here I was hanging off a jacked up 82 bustle back Seville braless talking to my third ex husband who was digging my pool. Anyway, even though it was early I offered him some wine from the box in the fridge and was able to divert his attention while I jumped down from the car and found a bra but after I got dressed and came back he was gone and instead of a pool they were adding a third floor on the house and the Cadillac was gone and just Pepper the blind peacock was in the garage.

So if I had to determine the meaning of this dream it would be to never alter the suspension of a classic car and always wear a bra in case unexpected guests drop by.

I wish I really was getting a pool.