You Can Only Wear White Once

After yesterdays post about the goat, my shoulder, Wens break-up and Wy's first day of school, there seemed to be some scuttlebutt about my marital history.

It's true, I have been married a number of times.

Six to be exact.

Here's the run down, or as close as I can recall...

I came into this world known to family and friends Marilyn Marshall.

When I was fifteen I met and married Stephen and a year (almost) later we had Wendy.

I was then Marilyn Marshall Wood.

By the time I was seventeen Steve and I were divorced.

When I was eighteen I met and Married Nick.

I was then Marilyn Marshall Wood Vasquez.

That marriage didn't last very long and was annulled so technically I don't think it counts, but for the sake of counting we'll count it.

When I was twenty five Shelley introduced me to Dave and a few months later we were married.

I was then Marilyn Marshall Wood Vasquez Pollard.

Now is when you need to really pay attention....

Dave and I didn't make it quite three years and during the third year I divorced Dave and Married Jack who I had met prior to the nuptials to Dave.

Ok, so I was twenty eight when I married Jack and within a year or so we had Wyatt.

I was then Marilyn Marshall Wood Vasquez Pollard Swafford

Another three years passed and Jack and I, to the relief of my family and friends divorced.

Within that same year, or maybe it was the next year Jack and I, to the dismay of my family and friends were married a second time.

I was then Marilyn Marshall Wood Vasquez Pollard Swafford Swafford.

Alas, again the marriage did not last and Jack and I parted ways for what my family and friends hope to be the last and final time for all eternity Amen.

When I was thirty five I met Mr Parks.

We dated.

We lived together.

We broke up.

We dated.

We lived together.

We got married.

We have been married three years.

He's my Favorite.

Lucky #6

I am now Marilyn Marshall Wood Vasquez Pollard Swafford Swafford Parks.

You can just call me Mrs Parks for short.