Monday, January 31, 2011

Pink Eye and Bikini waxes

What a weekend...
I think I want to start spending my weekends in the Poconos.
Mind you I have no idea where the Poconos are but I've heard a lot of people talking about spending weekends there so I think I want to go too.
Especially if you don't have to do dumb stuff there like cook and clean.
6 got home Friday afternoon and after he got all his work junk done we had to go to town and buy him new pants and new shoes and then we refi'd the loan on the truck because we got our interest rate dropped which lowered our payment so we had to fill out all that paperwork and then get back to town to Fedex it back to the bank and then we had dinner and then it was to late to clean the mother clucking garage!!!!
I can't believe it.
I think he needs to just bite the bullet and go back to work for Safeway.
We figure if he had done that we he got home from Iraq we would be through the hardest part already.
See with Safeway you bid runs based on seniority and when he went to Iraq he lost his seniority so he might only work two days a week but the thing is he can make almost as much in two days as he can in a full week driving for anyone else AND he's home to take care of our falling down farm.
Seriously, there is so much that needs to be done and it seems like every week we don't get one thing done two things fall apart so I think he just needs to come home.
That of course means more cooking for me and having to sit in the uncomfortable chair but I guess I'll just have to learn to sacrifice.

Molly Mule has pink eye.


She has pink eye so she has to have drops twice a day, well I guess it isn't really drops it's a gel, but she loves having it done because she gets a marshmallow afterwards.
Mules love marshmallows.
So do donkeys.
And sheep.
And goats.

Little Judy is growing up before our very eyes.
I decided it's best not to create another monster like Belle, so I send her out with the big kids during the day instead of letting her stay in the house with me like Belle did.
Belle still barks from the barnyard when she wants out and thinks she should have a seat on the couch instead of a bed in the barn and gawd knows I can't have two like her.
Judy seems perfectly content to go out and tag along although I'm pretty sure the other three think she's a real pest. 
Pearl and Nanny both get really annoyed when she tries to nurse on them and Belle won't even let her get close.


We're meeting Wendy for dinner in town tonight.
She's getting really close to being done with her hours at school and has already passed her state boards.
You know it's a proud moment for a mother when her daughter completes the entire beauty school course.
I was just a mere manicurist and always dreamed of a better life for her.
The world is her oyster now and I think she has a very bright future in permanent waves and bikini waxes.

Peas

4 comments:

  1. OMG. You crack me up. But who is Belle? Having a hard time keeping track of all the furry characters.

    So does this mean the stinky green ham is still in the garage?

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  2. My cat Fred used to love marshmallows. I couldn't open the bag without him going crazy.

    I miss Fred.

    I am sorry about Molly.

    The Poconos are nothing special. I went a few times when I lived in Jersey. They are the Pennsylvania part of the Appalachian Mountains. The folks out this way would call them molehills. heh

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  3. Wait - he lost his seniority at Safeway because he went to Iraq? That doesn't seem right?!

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  4. Aw. That's because dogs just love being part of the family! Probably a smart move not letting the other one get too used to being inside, though.

    visions unto myself

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