Green Ham and Crab

The alarm went off this morning and I thought I was awake but I wasn't so I had to drive Wyatt to school because he missed the bus and his school is almost five hundred miles away and it was so foggy I could barely see the steering wheel.
I think we might have even almost died a few times but I'm not sure because I couldn't see anything.
Now the sun is out and it's supposed to be almost sixty degrees this afternoon, a Portland record but I don't know if I'll be able to enjoy it because I feel really bad for all those people on the East Coast suffering through the blinding snow and mile high drifts.
I guess I owe it to them to enjoy the sunshine and blue sky that they wished they had and really who am I let all those frozen people down when they're already going through so much.

6 just called and he thinks he's going to be home this weekend!
Last time he was home he was sick in his chair all weekend and we didn't get anything done so this weekend we have tons to do.
The Christmas decorations are all still stacked up in the garage needing to be put up and the worst part is they're in front of the extra fridge that he put the rest of the Christmas ham in that I thought he put in the garbage and I've been wondering what the stinkin funk in the garage is and when I said something about it he said
"Oh it might be the ham".
It might be the ham?
Are you kidding me?
The ham I can't get to because you were half dead last time you were home and so we didn't get the garage cleaned up and the boxes moved from in front of the fridge that I can't get to...
That ham?
"Yes" he said, "that ham".
We also still have all the fencing in the garage that we need to use to fix the fence up at the mobile spaces so the Bad Baby Buddy can't get up there and chase all the trailer park peoples cats.
Last month he almost had one but it narrowly cheated death and ran up a tree right as Buddy latched on to it's back leg.
The cat gimped around on popsicle stick splints for a month and Buddy had to wear his bad boy collar every time he went outside for a week.
How come that dog cuddles with our cats and tries to eat other peoples cats?
Oh well, he's still just a baby. A bad baby, but still just a baby.

My Mom bought fresh crab yesterday and cooked it up last night so Judy and I are going to town to have lunch with her today. I love fresh crab and fresh shrimp, I just can't participate in the dropping it into the boiling water part.

Ugh, I have to stop talking about it or I won't be able to eat it ohhhh mannnn I hope it's not to late I shouldn't have even said anything now I have to think about something else.

I'll go do the dishes and clean the toilet.

Peas.