Where is my self cleaning kitchen, flying car and jet pack?
Where is my Rosie who will clean the house and press my clothes and keep me fit and trim like Jane?
I made the best chili last night.*
Really, it was out of this world and I plan on having some for breakfast and some for lunch too.
Here's the deal though, before I have chili for breakfast I have to clean the kitchen from last night which is usually something I do at night because I can't stand filth in the morning but last night I just had a second bowl of chili and watched Rosie on Oprah and then went to bed because I was to stuffed to stay awake.
So, what do I get?
Thats right, a mess in the morning.
I need to watch Hoarders.
That is always a hardcore dose of what we could ALL become if we don't watch ourselves.
I truly think hoarding is a disease of our society.
Remember the story our parents and grandparents told about walking to school uphill both ways in the snow carrying their shoes?
About eating mustard sandwiches and potato soup?
Now look at us.
I'm no hoarder, but I don't think I'd pass a white glove inspection either.
Ok, enough procrastinating, I have to go put on my new shoes and do the dishes.
*For the BEST chili in the WORLD check out John Deere Moms award winning recipe.
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