~You can consider me the white trash Oprah, but I'm not going to give you anything, just show you some pictures I jacked off Google.~
Ever since it came out I have been a Crest Pro Health girl.
Thats all I have in the house and I have it in travel sizes too so we can take it on the road.
That sounds so adventurous and glamorous doesn't it?
Taking toothpaste on the road.
I wonder what toothpaste James Bond or Indiana Jones packed in their travel bag.
Anyway...
The other day we were at the store and I told Y it was his lucky day and he could pick his own paste.
He chose Aqua Fresh Iso-Active.
I thought it was dumb and kind of gimicky but figured oh well, his teeth only belong to me for another seven or eight years and then their his problem, and really, what could it hurt.
So I fork out the almost five bucks for it, get it home, and as I'm putting it away I look at it and think to myself, "this stuff looks like shaving cream." "Weird, I think I'll try it."
I looked around to make sure no one was watching, and then I put some on my brush.
It even came out of the can(?) like shaving cream and that really heebed me out and made me very apprehensive about putting this stuff in my mouth, but I figured hey, I've put worse stuff in there and the shaving cream toothpaste is at least FDA approved.
Oh. My. Gawd.
It was the BEST toothpaste EVER.
It started out like a gel and then you get this foamy minty explosion in your mouth.
The longer you brush the better it gets.
Wyatt is brushing his teeth just for the foam filled fun!
I'm telling you, this sh!t is amazing.
That wraps up this shameful unpaid endorsement.
But really, go buy some and see for yourself.
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