QC and Wii

Let me just say this, it was a GREAT weekend!

The kids had a great time even though the weather was crappy. We took them to Barnes and Noble earlier in the week so they both had good new reads to keep them busy and of course a movie or two. I not only had my great new Quinn Cummings book to read, but I also got a Wii Fit on Saturday that I LOVE!

Then, on Sunday you'll never believe what was in my email when I woke up...

An email from one of Quinn Cummings "people" asking if I wanted to participate in her blogging book tour!!!!

Can you even believe that?!

Her book was released on July seventh and I bought it very soon after that not even knowing who she was, I just saw the book and knew by the cover it was a must read. Then I found out she was a blogger and went to check that out, loved it, left a comment and then Sunday I got an email!

So I thought all day about the questions I wanted to ask her and they all sounded really dumb and cliche', but I sent them off anyway and then late last night I got an email from Quinn personally saying she was looking forward to her stop at my blog... That means she must not think I'm a TOTAL dork.

Anyway, she'll be here in a few days, so stay tuned here for more info and watch Facebook and Twitter for updates.

Today we go pick up Maddy's new glasses, she is SO excited. We went to Americas best and got the two for 69.00 that includes an eye exam. That is so cheap it almost scares me. Remember in the movie The Jerk when Naven invents the "Opti-Grab" and everyone starts wearing the glasses with the nose holder only to find out a year or so later the Opti-Grab makes you go cross eyed... Thats my fear about Americas Best two for 69.00 with a free eye exam. What if they're so cheap because the frames are made of asbestos and the people doing the eye exams are juvenile delinquents out on work release. I swear that nobody working there is over twenty five years old.

Oh well, fast and cheap, it's the American way.

I mean really, who want's to pay more AND wait longer?

So, my new Wii Fit.

If you don't already have one, get one.

Not only is it fun and interactive, but it really is a GREAT workout. I was so sore yesterday I hobbled around the house like an old woman, but it felt so good to have used muscles I forgot I even had. There's skiing, tennis, hulla hoop, bowling, yoga, aerobics, stretch, you name it. It is the best eighty nine of #6's dollars I have ever spent, and he will get to enjoy the return on his money as much as I will = )

I figure I can justify the 89.00 by the lack of Recees and Marlboros he would otherwise be buying me, it all works out in the wash.

So that about sums up our weekend, a good time was had by all!

July 10

I survived the dentist.

I didn't enjoy it, but I survived it and I didn't even really freak out.

I just kept telling myself that no matter how bad I thought the dentist was, hands down, without a doubt it was better than the lady parts doctor. When you go to the dentist you don't have to shave or wear a paper dress and it's only your mouth that's open for extended periods of time.

Also at the dentist, They can give you nitrous so you think that your really at studio 54 dancing with John Travolta in a stunning black strapless spandex number with stacked heals and a beaded headband.

Not only that, but when your at the dentist and your doctor says "numb" you don't feel the need to kick him in the face and run.

I have some work that needs to be done though, so settle into the dentist stories, theres going to be a few of them.

Shannon came over yesterday to aid in the construction of the bamboo sheet house. Between the three of them they came up with a flawless design concept able to withstand wind gusts of up to nearly 5 mph, provide adequate sleeping space for three and apparently ward off the boogie man, vampires and bugs because they stayed out the entire night. Wyatt and Maddy have both attempted on numerous occasions to have sleep outs on the deck, in the yard and even one night in the pumphouse without much success, but last night it was all systems go with no reported problems or excessive bathroom trips, and I didn't trip over any kids on the carpet on my way to the kitchen this morning.

We watched Mall Cop last night and I didn't think it was funny.

Does that make me a bad person?

July 9

I have to go to the dentist this morning. I hate the dentist. I am scared to death of the dentist. I cry at the dentist. But I have to go.

Today I'm just going in for a buff and polish, but they use that metal hooky scrapey thing and it FREAKS me out. Maybe I should have all my teeth pulled and I could just mail them in for a cleaning once or twice a year and soak them in a glass on the bathroom counter for maintenance at night.

I'm not kidding you, I find the dentist disturbing.

So, the cougar is gone. She and Bob got into it yesterday and she took off only to return later in the day to I assume collect her worldly possessions. From what I understand, she cried on the couch for an hour or so and then got in her Explorer and left for what we all hope will be for good. Bob seemed really ok with the whole situation, but of course he would, he's twenty-three years old.

Wendy and I still aren't speaking. There was a break in the storm for a day or so in May, but it was short lived.

I'm not going into it any more than that because when I do, it just gives new life to the pain and anger.

My advice... make sure you have at least two kids, that way if something happens to one ~like their head gets permanently stuck up their ass~ you still have a chance with another one.

Maddy and Wy are having a blast. Last night they built a bamboo fort and I've had the song "House of bamboo" stuck in my head ever since. It's made of sticks, sticks and bricks, you can get your kicks, in the house of bamboo!

There, now it's stuck in your head too :)

I'll post a photo of it later.

What's up with the autopsy saying MJ didn't have any hair?

July 8

Wow!

We saw Transformers 2 yesterday and it was GREAT!!!

I loved every overly action packed minute of it (except for the couple times I fell asleep~That's just what I do during a movie) If you like the first one, the second one will rock your world. All robots, all the time!

I haven't been to a movie since Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and it turns out the prices have gone up a bit. That was kind of a sting and because of it, I don't think I'll be going back to the cinema anytime soon, but it was worth it to see Optimus Prime on the big screen

Lets talk about cougars.

The new neighbors in the little house are a father and son duo that work with Mike at Safeway. Very nice people, very nice family. The kid, we'll call him "Bob" is dating an older woman, we'll call her..."Crystal" (I consulted Google for a good stripper name.) Bob is twenty-three and Crystal is f o r t y o n e. Just to add to the omg'ness of this story, I will throw in that fact I am forty-one and my daughter is twenty-five. Now, Crystal does have a rockin hard bod, but she is totally soft in the head, doesn't have a job OR custody of her children and is a recovering meth addict. Bob, is all but scared of her and claims that she won't leave him alone even though he has supposedly tried repeatedly to break up with her. I don't know her side of the story because I don't like her and have been very, shall we say , short with her all of the few times we have met in the driveway. So, if this business is true that Bob really is not wanting the attention of this woman, how does he rid himself of a hungry stalking cougar?

Lets just open up the conversation on this one in the comment section.

So far, the only thing new around here today is that my kitchen smells like the beach at low tide. I cooked oysters for dinner last night and the aroma still lingers.

A Quick Catch Up, July 7

The following post is dedicated to JDM.

Told ya, duh....

Here's what I have learned.

Facebook feels good in the moment, but it isn't there for you when you go back a month later to remember the cute thing your kid said or relive the rip your head off moment you were feeling when you had the big scene with the neighbors.

I swung by the blog last night to sign in so I could leave a comment for a blogger who's book I just purchased, (Notes from the underwire, by Quinn Cummings. Buy it, you'll LOVE it) and realized that I had no life to reflect back on, no pictures to flash back with, since April.

But when I started re-reading my posts from April everything was so clear and I remembered things I didn't even realize I had forgotten.

So here I am.

Back to tell you, or maybe really myself whats going on in my world!

Jack.

Jack left to go fishing in Alaska after two "fun" filled weeks at our house. Wyatt and I suffered through every minute at Mikes insistence that he stay because after all, he is 'Wyatt's Dad."

Whatever, it was a loooooong visit, and one I don't care to experience again anytime soon.

He is supposed to be done with fishing sometime during the teens of June, so stay tuned.

Since the end of April, I have quit eating all refined sugar, drinking any caffeine and as of 13 days ago, QUIT SMOKING!

Who knew how much my life would change. I did it for health reasons because I felt like I had a permanent brain fog thing going on and I was always tired. I was pretty sure it was from the two or three candy bars I ate everyday followed by a side of cookies, doughnuts, ice cream and pastrys and topped off with a bottle or two of Dr. Pepper or Mt Dew.

So, I quit the sugar. I felt fantastic. I started reading books about my new endeavor, because rather you know it or not, just about everything has sugar in it. By the way, I still eat natural sugar and carbs.

That's when I learned caffeine fires off a rush to your body that you body reacts to the same as sugar. So I figured I would quit caffeine too.

That was hard.

I felt sick and don't ask my husband, because he doesn't like to talk about that week, but I think I might have been a little testy or maybe even irritable that week.

Here's the magic though.

One day I woke up and I felt great.

I woke up and felt awake.

I had no headache, no groggy fuzzy sleepy feeling.

I felt awake all day.

I never felt like I needed some kind of mid day pick me up to get me through the rest of my day.

I felt that way all day and I have felt that way ever since.

Smoking.

I had to have a tooth pulled because I'm to cheap to pay for a root canal and it was a back tooth that I didn't really feel I used that much anyway.

* Do not lecture me on this, I hear enough from my family thank you very much.*

Anywho, the dentist told me not to smoke because it may cause "dry socket" so I told him I would just quit.

And I did.

I quit that day.

That was 13 days ago.

I am a semi toothless non smoker!

As of today, I have lost 33 pounds.

Wyatt finished the fourth grade and is enjoying the summer here on the farm with his step sister Maddy.

They have planted flowers, painted somewhere in the neighborhood of 110 terra cotta flower pots, turned our pumphouse into an art studio/cat house (for Pat the cat who now enjoys some pretty luxurious digs) and swam everyday.

It is good to be a ten year old in the summertime.

Mike, after a looooooong slow winter of practically no work, is now working his ass off and it seems like we never see him anymore.

If he's not working, he's sleeping.

The money is good, but the lawn needs to be mowed.

So, theres my start.

I'm back in the blog saddle again shall we say.

Thank you Quinn Cummings, you've helped me remember my life.

I think....

I'm going to try to get back to blogging.

Starting tomorrow.

Where I've been

Ok, to say I have been lacking in the blog department would be an understatement....

I have been to busy fussing around this spring to get any thing of value out for you to read, but what I have been keeping up with is.... Facebook.

It is quick, personal, interactive and I love it.

So, if your not already signed up, take a minute and do so. If you are, take a minute and find me there.

Just search "The Parks Farm" and I'll see you soon!

Peas Out!