Believe it or Not

So today is the fortieth anniversary of the moon walk.

Or is it?

Do you think man has really walked on the moon?

I don't.

I will tell you the reasons I don't believe it, but you can't argue with me because I'm not a good debater and so I'll tell you your right and I'll agree that you may have a point just to get you to quit trying to change my mind.

I'm that way about alot of things, I'm very non-confrontational.

Ask anybody who knows me, except my fourth and fifth husband.

So here's what I think.

If we walked on the moon once, how come we never went back?

How come nobody else has ever walked on the moon?

Doesn't it make you wonder?

How come we can get to the moon, land there, walk around, plant a flag, drive around and then take off again, but can't get to the bottom of the ocean, or even design a dish washer that you don't really have to pre-rinse for.

I like the whole idea, I like the story, I even like the boots.

I just don't believe it.