Doctors & Douchebags

I didn't paint yesterday and I'm not going to paint today either.
There is a heat advisory for today so I guess I have to wait until tomorrow to paint which is ok because then me painting turns into Six painting and other than a little bitterness and resentment on his part there is really nothing wrong with that scenario.

I made soap this morning.
I haven't made soap in so long that we actually ran out of soap.
Well, that is until I went upstairs to get my soap making stuff and found four bars that I didn't know I had and of course the nettle soap that I still have for sale.
It really surprises me that I have any nettle soap left at all, I thought that was going to blow the doors off my Etsy shop because it is such incredible soap.
It helps eczema, psoriasis, acne and poison ivy.
It's a wonder bar.

I guess people are freaked out about the stinging nettle part, but that's dumb because it doesn't sting after it's dried.
Well, I guess it's not dumb, if you don't know you don't know.

I'm going with Wendy to her doctors appointment tomorrow.
I'm excited and a little scared because once I go to the doctor with her and hear the babies heart beat it's all over for me and then if that douchebag boyfriend of hers does anything to come between me and that baby or if I find out that he hurts the mother of that baby of mine I will be blogging from a jail cell.
I have made some very bad decisions in my life (six husbands) so I understand that I cannot tell her what to do, I can only stand back and love her and help pick up pieces when called upon to do so, but that doesn't mean the seek and destroy instinct doesn't still run strong when it comes to a P.O.S man who f*#!$ with my family.

I'm crocheting baby balls.
I'll show you when I finish the first one.
It's a Fat Bottom original design, I don't think anyone else makes baby balls.

Here's a hat I made.

Cute huh?

Because of their love of the outdoors and outdoor sports (killing stuff) I designed a pee pee tee pee in camouflage.

I think they'll really like it.

That's all I have for today.

Peas.