I wish summer vacation could last forever.
I know, that's easy to say when you just have one kid and that kid is as easily entertained and occupied as Wyatt.
I'll miss his crazy voices and impersonations and is amazing artistic creations.
But enough about Wyatt.
I'M A SUBSTITUTE LUNCH LADY
Can you believe it!
Today is my second day on the job and I think I was born to wash dishes and count chicken nuggets for primary sized people.
I can't think of a better way to spend three hours of my mid-day than seeing eyeballs and knuckles as they pass their tray saying "thank you lunch lady".
Seriously.
Um do you know what else I got?
A brand new to me 1997 Ford Escort!
Courtesy of the Bank of Mom with interest free financing I was able to purchase this low mile beauty!
It is the perfect car.
Low miles, immaculate interior with ROLL up windows and a bitchin AM-FM factory equipped stereo.
30 MPG on the back roads and 35+ on the highway.
A substitute lunch lady's dream.
Ok, I don't have all day any more, I have a job to do.
Somewhere there are dishes to be washed and trays to be passed.
Peas.
So glad you are enjoying the lunch lady gig. I have to say, I love the Bank of Mom and Dad!
ReplyDeleteThe brief time Bubba was enrolled in (pre)school, I missed him all the time. Now, I wish I could afford to send him back.
ReplyDeleteTeehee. :)