I am SO Hot

Well, not yet, but I will be soon.

The first year we lived her (2006) temperatures started climbing sometime around late April or May.

That's when I found out fat people don't handle high temperatures well.

I thought I would acclimate.

I didn't

I was still fat and still hot at the end of a record heat breaking summer in Oregon.

I thought last year would be better.

It wasn't

I hope this year will be better.

It won't.

I rolled onto the floor this morning thinking that if I could do some exercises and be thin before summer I would have a better chance.

I broke a sweat just trying to get back up off the floor.

I'm doomed.

So this morning I have all the fans going, the blinds closed and ice cubes forming in the freezer with hopes that night will fall quickly and the temperature will drop.

I also worry about GK in the heat.

They say that old people and heat are a bad combination.

That with the fact that GK is still in his winter issue attire and unwilling to change even to spring let alone summer wear.

I guess if he heats up to much I'll just drag in the hose and spray him down.

Nothing new with Wyatt.

Nothing new with Wendy.

Mike goes to work at 1:00 this afternoon and will be home around mid-night.

At least the truck has air conditioning.

Maybe he could take us all with him.

*Picture This*

Mike driviving down the road in the Safeway truck loaded with his wife, great grandfather-in-law, nine year old, two poodles and three overweight shih-tzu's.

Maybe sweltering in the heat in the house would be better, at least for Mike ;)

Stay cool and have a good day