Inquisitive Me

The kid in the paper pants is here today. I totally forgot he was coming so while I was quietly enjoying a cup of coffee watching The Daily Show in my underwear the mouth of South Clackamas County ran in at full volume. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he's here I just hadn't mentally prepared myself for WWE in the front room and conversations based solely around the question "why" all day. Do you know how long I've already been writing this post? You would cry if I told you. Why? Because you would. Why? You just would. Why? Because every forty six seconds HC throws something at the back of my head and THEN yells "catch!" and then he asks me why I didn't catch it and then he yells at the dog to give back whatever it was that he threw at me that the dog caught and then the dog runs towards the door to go play outside and then the chickens start to cackle and then he asks me why chickens can't have words and why do chicken babies live in eggs and he's pretty sure he didn't live in an egg his mom pooped him out and it probably stunk and I didn't poop his mom out because I'm not his moms mom I'm tranny and he loves Wyatt and Aunt Juee where is Aunt Juee oh she's with her kid who's having a baby is she going to poop a baby or is it coming in an egg and where's the picture book of me swimming can you get it can you get it pweeeeeeeese pweeeeeese pweeeeeeese can you get it right now can I watch Spickle Me (Despicable Me) can you put it on for me what the heck it's on a DVD how does it work look I made this guy.

Please excuse the picture quality, it was an action shot.

And now, he is quietly (for the minute) watching Spickle Me in the bedroom. Dear God he must be exhausted, I know I am.

Wendy and I went to the Apple Store yesterday. For five hours. To get a phone replaced on Warranty. Did you know that you need to make an appointment at the Apple Store? We didn't either. So we waited. And waited and waited and then we walked around the mall which was really an experience if you haven't been to the mall since 2002ish. Wow. I think the most shocking part about the mall was that it was beautiful but empty. There were some sections that didn't even have any stores, just empty store fronts for lease, and I was also surprised at how many people were there and if all those people were there, why are there so many empty stores. Why?

I looked at all the shiny new iMacs and even some Macbooks at the Apple Store and decided that until I actually start earning money from my new career choice I am going to go with a PC for a fraction of the price. Kind of like training wheels. Also, with a PC I can do customer service work from home which you can't do with a Mac. I wonder why that is? Well anyway it is, so I will learn the art of Windows and get to it. Any suggestions on laptop, all-in-one's or monitor/tower? I've never bought a PC before, so all input is welcome.