Thursday, November 18, 2010

Trailerpark Turkey Talk

This weather is CRAZY!

The wind has been blowing so hard and it's been raining pigs and chickens.

They're calling for thirty hundred inches of snow in the mountains and some even as low as a thousand feet which means us baby. I think.

Ok so yesterday like a hundred readers {Kenna Marie and Andrea P} asked for some Trailepark Thanksgiving recipes. Oh my gosh! I got so excited I could barely wait to write this post!

You see I love love love Thanksgiving. It is without a doubt my favorite holiday. All of the family stress and pressure without the shopping.

I have never been one of those people who wake up when it's still dark to start cooking and frankly, I don't know what those people do in the dark. For all I know they're in there tapping the box so as to be a little more thankful and a lot more grateful.



I don't even start cooking until mid morning.

Here's an unbelievable fact.

I have never served nor tasted a green bean casserole.



I know huh... A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.

I tackle Thanksgiving the easiest way possible. I use powdered gravy from a plastic jug that I buy once a year at Costco. I use instant mashed potatoes from a box I buy at Winco. I use store brand stuffing mix and store-bought dinner rolls and canned green beans and for SURE canned cranberry sauce cut in the round and I LOVE  the way the can leaves ridges on the sauce. And why do they call it sauce anyway? I do serve fresh asparagus and the one thing I am MOST particular about is... The sweet potatoes yams.

I don't use sweet potatoes because they're not very colorful and up to a year or so ago I never even knew there was a difference but anyway,  I always use yams, but I call them sweet potatoes. I boil them up just like I would a regular potato for mashing, but then I pour in some real heavy cream, tons of butter, handfuls of brown sugar and mash it all together and top it off with a package of mini marshmallows. The colored ones add an extra festive feeling to the dish.



But my most accomplished Thanksgiving dish ever was prepared the year I spent with my sister a few years back.

She asked what I wanted to bring and knowing full well I could never live up to her culinary prowess I figured I just better go big on what I did best.

Trailerpark Cuisine.


Since I knew I couldn't compete with whatever Julie would be serving I decided to create my own playing field where I could stand alone and take home the gold.

And that my friends is when Trailerpark Sweet Potato Yams were born.

Oh I did all the usual things, heavy cream, brown sugar, butter and mini marshmallows, but the secret ingredient on that special day was the...

Circus Peanut.



Yes, you heard me, the Circus Peanut. Laid atop the snow-white blanket of mini marshmallows in maple leaf formation.


It was truly a sight to behold, a vision no one had ever seen the likes of before and may very well never see again, but on that day, that glorious day, in my mind, that dish stole the show.


Don't get me wrong, the perfectly basted turkey was moist and mouth-watering as were the fresh cranberries and hand kneaded delicately risen rolls, but I must say, those sweet potatoes yams were like manna from heaven.


So there you have it everyone {Kenna Marie and Andrea P} my favorite Trailerpark Thanksgiving recipe!


See you tomorrow, maybe with some Thanksgiving Craft Ideas :)

18 comments:

  1. Okay, that is absolutely hysterical. You are a riot, my friend.

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  2. WOW! Those amazing creations will for SURE leave everyone's taste buds skipping for joy! I have admittedly tasted the green bean casserole but never made one because I don't care for it and if I don't care for something , well it just doesn't get served at my house. I sort-of-barely like the yam marshmallow thingy so maybe I'll give that one a go again and see if I like it more this time. Circus peanuts... Hmmmm......

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  3. Coming to you from Dawn's Diversions.....
    Seriously though- I'm about to pee my pants!!!

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  4. Gotta tel ya, sugar on vegetables makes me heave. Why you gotta do it like that?

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  5. Oh good Lord, your stories crack me up! The tailer park yams with the peanuts! lol
    Competes with my Easter Peeps pie. If you say it fast enough the family will think you are saying Easter Peach pie and they all say they want a piece. Judy

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  6. Cheryl Kenna'smom ReidNovember 18, 2010 at 3:34 AM

    So why am I researching Martha and Betty recipies when I have you? Did I tell you about my first turkey that was so big I couldn't shut the oven door? Had to cut a leg off. It was hilarious to see everyone's face when I put that big golden one-legged bird on the Thanksgiving table. My #2 said I couldn't serve it like that - shows what he knows and why he's #2!

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  7. Isn't it the ONLY way?
    Oh, wait... I like mayonnaise on broccoli and Asparagus :)

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  8. Easter Peeps Pie!!!
    I do want a piece I really do!!!

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  9. Nice to have you Christine!
    Isn't Dawn the best :)

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  10. What!
    That was either a REALLY big turkey or a small oven :D
    Did you take a picture??

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  11. Kenna Marie's sisterNovember 18, 2010 at 6:30 AM

    I might have to try that for the in laws this year. They already told me I couldn't make spagetti for thanksgiving, I might as well make something fun! :)

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  12. Oh!
    Make tacos!
    I double dog dare you :D

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  13. You know Marilyn, my kids fell for the old 'your taste buds change every 5 weeks' mommyism and it worked, they eat anything. So you really need to try the green bean casserole...it's just a ton of deliciousness! And it's pretty much trailer park, canned green beans, condensed soup and empty caloried french fried onion rings. At least consider it for the future cook book/memories that I can't wait to see on the isle next to the Soap Opera Digest!!

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  14. I tried that. They're bringing a cooked turkey, I'm making the rest of the traditional stuff. Wouldn't it be funny if I hacked up the turkey real quick and made enchiladas with it?!? I could have the rice, beans, guac, chips and margaritas! ha ha!

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  15. Oh yeah, turkey enchiladas!
    Hey!
    Ask Judy for her recipe for Peeps Pie :D

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  16. OMG:::: lol--- I just love Thanksgiving too-- my secret recipe is Choc Mousse that my daughters man LOVES -- lol-- it is soooooooo trailor trash as I lived there when I invented it !! ok ready??? Go to the store and get 2 tubs of that Kosy Shack Choc Pudding-- add it almost a full tub of Cool Whip(saving a bit of kewl whip for the top) ok NOW shave some decent bat choc in curls and sprinkle over the topping of cool whp-- Voila -- REAL CHOCOLATE MOUSSE as Mike does not like Pumpkin pie !!! baaaa haaaaa!! worked all day---!!!!

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  17. Oh Karen... This is classic!
    I might have to practice making it once or twice before the big day :)

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