SURPRISE

Ok, here I am!

You will NEVER believe this.

Last night about 9:30 I was on the computer working on a new web site when a car pulled in the driveway.

Now we live out in the country down a gated driveway and don't know very many people, so my mind raced as to who it could be.

I hollered out to Mike who was in the living room watching t.v to go check and see who was here.

I walked into the hall and thats when I heard it.

The slow drunken Texas drawl that I hear in my nightmares.

It was him.

My fourth and fifth husband and Father of my beloved son... It was JACK!

I almost passed out and almost peed my pants all at the same time, but I knew I had to get to Wyatt before his Dad caught him by surprise too.

Wyatt did really for real almost pass out when he saw Jack standing in the hall.

His eyes rolled back to the inside of his head and his knees gave out underneath him.

We both just stood there shaking, sick to our stomach.

Anyway, he's here on his way to Alaska where he supposedly will spend the summer fishing.

Whatever.

He's leaving tomorrow.

All I know is there's a little village somewhere in Texas that right now is missing their idiot.

Unfortunately, their idiot is at MY house.