The one where the girl is pregnant and she and her jerk off boyfriend get in a fight and she doesn't have anywhere to go so she lives in the Wal-Mart and then she has the baby and names it Americus and gets on t.v and wins stuff blah blah blah...
Remember that movie?
A story written about that girl's life and we all know it.
We either bought the book or saw the movie
We laughed, we cried, whatever.
Now, I read quite a few blogs and I'm just wondering why some of these peoples stories aren't books and movies.
Is it because of blogging?
Is it because blogging is more anonymous?
I have thought for years about writing a book, but I'm to afraid that as soon as I sum evrything up in a book something REALLY big will happen, like Wendy would get hit by a bus driven by someone in the Witness Protection Program, someone big like Hoffa, and the government would pay me millions in hush money and I'd live out the rest of my life on my own private Island surrounded by little people in grass skirts catering to my every whim and partying with the likes of Elton John and Martha Stewart.
Missing Wendy terribly of course.
Thats why I haven't written a book yet.
So why doesn't anyone else around here write a book?
Amy wrote a cookbook and had it published.
Ron has written two books and had them published.
Ron and Amy, if you don't want to get up in front of everybody and talk about it that's fine, but how was it writing those books?
Has anyone else written a book?
How do you do it?
Do you have agents?
Publishers?
Whats the scoop?
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