Under Where?

Lets talk about underpants.

I have underpants OCD.

I have town underpants, home underpants and sleeping underpants.

For going to town, I like to have a firm control "slimming" low cut on the leg, high rise on the belly underpants to avoid the ever feared ass ate my underwear and stretch pants appearance.

For around the house I prefer a cotton high rise (two to three inches over my belly button) soft cotton, wide elastic type of underpants.

For sleeping, I favor the around the house type but one size larger to allow for comfortable easy movement while I sleep.

 *Always wear underpants to bed in case of fire*

I am a firm believer in old school undergarments.

A sturdy bra that should fit snugly three to four fingers above the elastic of your underpants.

I actually spend an unhealthy amount of time contemplating other peoples underpants.

Why would you bother wearing a thong and how come you can buy thong pantyliners?

Then theres these.

Why buy these when you can just wear your husbands underpants and save yourself a few bucks.

Ok, you knew I had to go here.

I don't want to, but if one is to discuss underpants in a public forum, one must also address the lack there of.

Please don't do it.

It makes me nervous even thinking about it.

If your inclined to go commando or even sitting here now bare down there, think of your Mother and go put on some underpants.