Tuesday, October 21, 2008

My Destiny

While I was jacked out of my mind on oxy, Jesus whispered in my ear and told me what my life's purpose was.
Besides being the wife of many and bearing two children.

Now I am going to share that purpose with you.

The TrailerParks Pumpkin Patch and Petting Zoo.

Imagine......
The front pasture filled with pumpkins to the right and plenty of free parking on the left.
A spiced cider stand that also offers seasonal gourds and cornstalks as well as treats for the critters at a mere .25 a bag.
Free pictures of your children available on the website if you agree to sign this release.

What do you think?
If it goes over well, we could plant Christmas trees up by the barn and tie reindeer horns on the livestalk.
Sell hot coco and Christmas tree branches.... what are they called?
Anyway, I know people buy them and you hang them on your door or put them on your mantle.


During Easter, we could have egg hunts and egg rolls featuring the actual chickens that made the eggs and we could tie rabbit ears to all the critters (except Carlos who grew his own) I'm telling you, the possibilities are endless....


Times up for today.

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