Drive Around The River

I have to go to Portland today and Portland is on the other side of the river from where I live...
That means I have to figure out how to get there without a bridge because I get the grips going across bridges.
I decided to call Six because he knows how to get there without a bridge.
When Wendy had the neighbor two months early she was downtown and we had to go around the river to get there because I already had a good case of the grips about her baby so I really didn't want a big bridge added to my already emotionally induced brain chaos.
I need to go quite a ways in the wrong direction and there are a lot more turns, but I Googled Mapped what Six said and then printed out the directions in extra large font so I think I'll make it.
I'm going to see a rheumatologist about my rotten joints.
The cardiologist thinks they're connected somehow to my rotten arteries and my rotten heart.
I guess we'll see.

The Texas Jackass called yesterday to let me know he still loves me.
Whatever, I told him to prove it by paying child support.
I don't think he loves me that much.

I moved the donkeys into the small pasture because the green grass is coming up fast.
They had both foundered a few times before I got them so every spring I quarantine them off the green stuff and even though they just stand around giving the sheep in the big pasture the stink eye, it's for their own good, and I'm sure given the choice, they would rather be in the short grass than wear a grazing mask.
The geese are in the small pasture too.
They will work ahead of the donkeys to keep the grass down, and three of them are sitting on eggs right now in the pig house.
I don't know how many will actually hatch, last year only half of the eggs turned into geese, but if they all make it we should have about eighty-four-eleven-hundred geese this spring.
I'll keep you posted.

I ditched Dish and got Hulu and wish I would have done it a long time ago.
I'll tell you more about that later.

Does anyone remember the recipe for banana bread using a cake mix?
I made it a few times and really liked it and now I can't find the recipe.